What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:39

No go.
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
What are some tips to stay young?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
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No way
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
What K-pop song would be good for Halloween?
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?