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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

What are some tips to stay young?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Researchers raise red flag that doctors may be underprepared for devastating new disease emerging in US: 'We want to give the early warning' - Yahoo

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Resident Evil surprise return announced by PlayStation - GAMINGbible

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Do you think the animation industry will make a breakthrough in creating new voice recordings of dead voice actors and celebrity actors through machine learning (AI)?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Top fantasy baseball prospects: Chase Burns getting the call, Colt Emerson heating up - NBC Sports

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

When trump, musk, Putin and vance are gone how difficult will it be to undo all the damage they’ve done?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

A rocket scientist wrestles with backlash over her Blue Origin flight - The Washington Post

No way

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

What K-pop song would be good for Halloween?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?